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i am bored

I AM BORED OF TALKING TO YOU Actual Advice Mallard

A general rule of thumb for me

DON'T BE AFRAID OF GROWING UP INSTEAD, WORRY ABOUT NOT FORGETTING HOW TO BE A KID Actual Advice Mallard

If you've ever been in a courthouse you know what I mean.

DRESS UP FOR COURT. THE JUDGE WILL LET YOU OFF EASIER BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A SCUMBAG. Actual Advice Mallard

Hiking is dangerous

WEAR YOUR HIKING BOOTS A FEW TIMES BEFORE CAMPING SO YOU DON'T GET BLISTERS Actual Advice Mallard

ffs, this doesn't need to be said

WASH YOUR BALLS SHE'LL APPRECIATE IT Actual Advice Mallard

Death of Justice

DEATH OF JUSTICE WILL LEAD TO THE RISE OF PERSIA... Actual Advice Mallard

Love will tear us apart

SOME PEOPLE ARE MEANT TO FALL IN LOVE BUT NOT MEANT TO BE TOGETHER SO TRY TO LET GO AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE EVEN IF IT HURTS LIKE HELL Actual Advice Mallard

DownVote Duck

IF YOUR POST INCLUDES THE WORDS

Real Advice For Any Student That Loves To Party.

IF YOU ACT LIKE THE LAZY COLLEGE SENIOR... YOU WILL PROBABLY LOSE YOUR SCHOLARSHIP, LIKE I DID, FOR ACTING THE SAME WAY. Actual Advice Mallard