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cool duck

CHECK MY DUBS Actual Advice Mallard

280 Midterm

TURN IN YOUR 280 MIDTERM IT'S THE FIRST STEP TO NOT FAILING Actual Advice Mallard

If you've ever been in a courthouse before, you know what i'm talking about...

IF YOU HAVE TO APPEAR IN COURT WEAR SOMETHING NICE. HE WON'T THINK YOU'RE A SCUMBAG AND LET YOU OFF EASIER. Actual Advice Mallard

Food choices

IT'S ETHIOPIAN IN DC, CAJUN IN NOLA, AND MEXICAN IN SD NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously, get it together people.

JUST BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN A GOD DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD DISRESPECT THOSE WHO DON'T Actual Advice Mallard

It's for actually useful life wisdom

ADVICE                   MALLARD IS NOT YOUR BITCHING SPOKESMAN Actual Advice Mallard

Lista A

SE DECIDES VOTAR VOTA NA LISTA QUE CUMPRE  A Actual Advice Mallard

Creating a meme

IF YOU WANT TO CREATE A MEME TRY LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MEMES AND TRY TO MAKE IT FUNNY Actual Advice Mallard

How to create a meme

IF YOU WANT TO CREATE A MEME TRY TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE'S MEMES Actual Advice Mallard

When it comes to friends

NEVER EXPECT PAYMENT FOR HELPING THEM  IF POSSIBLE, PAY THEM MORE THAN IF YOU HAD A PROFESSIONAL HELP YOU Actual Advice Mallard