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Poo smells no more

HATE THE SMELL OF DOG TURD WHEN MOWING THE LAWN? THROW A LEMON OR ORANGE ON THE LAWN AND HIT IT WITH THE BLADES, THE CITRUS SMELL WILL OVER POWER THE POO SMELL Actual Advice Mallard

Most time they are more hillarious than meme

IF YOU THINK 9GAG IS NOT FUNNY  TAKE A LOOK AT THE COMMENTS Actual Advice Mallard

Dealing with this right now

IF YOUR BEST FRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH A GIRL THAT HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH DON'T EVER THINK THAT ITS OKAY TO DATE HER Actual Advice Mallard

Ye be just a child at heart.

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For people that complain about links being blue on their computer, after they saw it on their phone

UPVOTE OR DOWNVOTE EVERYTHING YOU VIEW IT WILL SAVE BETWEEN DEVICES AND HELPS REDDIT Actual Advice Mallard

Just dont

UNLESS YOU HAVE A JOB DO NOT REPRODUCE Actual Advice Mallard

I'm currently dealing with a Felony charge because of this.

POSSESSION IS NOT 9/10 OF THE LAW Actual Advice Mallard

I clean for a studen apt, and this drives me crazy when I load their remaining dishes

PUT YOUR UTENSILS WITH THE EATING END UP WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER WHEN THE WATER DRAINS, THE BACTERIA DOESN'T DRY ONTO EATING END Actual Advice Mallard

Mosquito yeahhhh

KILL ANY MOSQUITOES IN YOUR ROOM BEFORE YOU GO TO BED THAT WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU'RE GOING TO QUIT YOUR JOB GIVE SOME SORT OF NOTICE. Actual Advice Mallard