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I'M KIND OF A FAGGOT. I'M RIGHT A LOT OF THE TIME. Actual Advice Mallard

dancing in the sun

WHEN YOU REALIZE                                    THIS IS PEWDIEPIE Actual Advice Mallard

ducks be like

DUCKS SAYS QUAK   IM OVERHERE LIKE FUCK YOU Actual Advice Mallard

But really you shouldn't miss class.

IF YOU MISS CLASS OFTEN, SIT SOMEWHERE DIFFERENT EVERY TIME YOU DO ATTEND THE PROFESSOR WILL BE LESS LIKELY TO REGISTER YOU NEGATIVELY Actual Advice Mallard

It's not Microsoft. They are trying to rob you

IF A MICROSOFT TECH SUPPORTER RANDOMLY CALLS HANG UP THE PHONE! Actual Advice Mallard

So many restaurant visiting Redditors are making this mistake!

NEVER LEAVE A PENNY FOR A WAITER FOR BAD SERVICE.  A PENNY LEFT ACTUALLY REPRESENTS EXCELLENT SERVICE. INSTEAD, LEAVE NOTHING OR 1% OF THE BILL, AND/OR TALK TO THE WAITER/MANAGER ABOUT THE BAD SERVICE YOU RECEIVED.  Actual Advice Mallard

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 THE LOST SELWOOD BROTHER Actual Advice Mallard

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Really, don't

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IF YOU WANT FURNITURE FOR YOUR ROOM GO TO TARGET THEY HAVE FAIR PRICES AND THE PERFECT QUALITY FOR A RESIDENCE HALL Actual Advice Mallard