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Grow some balls and do it !

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True Dat

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Pretty-hot women; they're not interested in you.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE WILLINGNESS OF PRETTY WOMEN TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. Actual Advice Mallard

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DEBIDO A LA TABLETERA DE HOY LOS PATY ROJOS QUEDARON MULTICOLORES. Actual Advice Mallard

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STOP ANTIGONE FROM MAKING BAD CHOICE IT WILL SAVE YOU A LOT OF PAIN Actual Advice Mallard

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LISTEN TO YOUR SON    HE MIGHT HAVE GOOD ADVIVE Actual Advice Mallard

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