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antigone 1

DON'T KILL ANTIGONE         YOUR WIFE WILL KILL HERSELF Actual Advice Mallard

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DON'T KILL ANTIGONE         YOUR SON WILL STAB HIMSELF Actual Advice Mallard

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DON'T KILL ANTIGONIE         YOUR SON WILL STAB HIMSELF Actual Advice Mallard

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DON'T KILL ANTIGONIE         YOUR SO WILL STAB HIMSELF TO DEATH Actual Advice Mallard

Friends or lovers

IF YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET THE FRIENDSHIP BACK WHEN IT'S  OVER Actual Advice Mallard

tequilla! tequilla!

WHEN YOU FEEL DRUNK PUT AWAY THE TEQUILA BOTTLE Actual Advice Mallard

A little word of wisdom for the guys

IF YOU'RE TALKING TO A SINGLE WOMAN, LOOK AT HER LEFT RING FINGER IF THE BASE OF IT IS PALE, RUN. Actual Advice Mallard

Bumm People lol :)

NIGGAS BE LIKE IM TATTED UP WITH ONLY ONE TATT Actual Advice Mallard

el pato de la fiesta

CREYERON QUE IBA A SER EL PATO DE LA FIESTA DE LOS TICOS... AUN FALTAN 45 MINUTOS CHAVOS!! Actual Advice Mallard

Actual weight loss advice

WANT TO LOSE TEN POUNDS QUICK? STOP DRINKING ALL SODAS, FAST FOOD AND SUGAR, SUBSTITUTE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES WITH LITTLE RED MEAT. SEE THOSE POUNDS DISSAPPER! Actual Advice Mallard