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 X-SECT LOST THEIR OFFICIAL PAGE TODAY. NOBODY GIVES A DUCK. Actual Advice Mallard

Time for change!

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For Tip based workers, it adds up quick

FOR EVERY $20 THAT YOU MAKE PUT $5 ASIDE FOR ALTERNATIVE SAVINGS Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME FOR FACEBOOK AND REDDIT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO STUDY AND EXERCISE Actual Advice Mallard

Just saying...

THEN GET OFF FACEBOOK AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK Actual Advice Mallard

make sure you do this

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LESS STRESSFUL TESTING SEASON READ ALL THE INFORMATIONAL PACKETS YOU GET Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOUR ATHEISM TELLS YOU TO HATE RELIGIONS YOUR ATHEISM IS WRONG Actual Advice Mallard

Do it (21+)

STRAWBERRY WINE AND JALAPENO CHIPS YOU'RE WELCOME Actual Advice Mallard

to the guy that lost his friend with benefits

IF SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE HER FRIEND, NOT JUST CALL FOR THE BENEFITS Actual Advice Mallard

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NEED TO CUT A 40 PAGE PAPER DOWN TO 18 PAGES? MAKE A PLAYLIST OF SONGS BY 'KRADDY' TO LISTEN TO. Actual Advice Mallard