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I hate people who are like this.

IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU THEN WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME CONVINCING OTHERS THAT YOU DONT?!?!? Actual Advice Mallard

Tattoo courtesy

IF SOMEONE SHOWS YOU A TATTOO DON'T POINT OUT ANY ERRORS WITH IT. TO THEM IT WILL BE THE ONLY THING THEY NOTICE ABOUT IT. Actual Advice Mallard

It is never a good idea

IF YOU AND YOUR EX BROKE UP 2 YEARS AGO AND SHE'S HAPPY WITH SOMEONE ELSE DON'T TEXT HER THAT YOU WANT TO CATCH UP Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously I was sick in bed al day...

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND FOLLOWS YOU TO THE FOODSTORE TO CARRY THE BAGS AND HANGS THE LAUNDRY DON'T BE MAD AT HIM FOR NOT HAVING THE BEST MOOD Actual Advice Mallard

lol duck

CO TEN EBOS TAKI WOLNY Actual Advice Mallard

Sleepy College Kids

IF YOU WOULD GET OUT OF BED FOR THE PRICE YOU ARE PAYING PER CLASS THEN GET OUT OF BED. Actual Advice Mallard

College wake up motivation

IF BEING PAID $200 WOULD GET YOU OUT OF YOUR BED THEN GET OUT OF YOUR BED Actual Advice Mallard

can't be the only one who has learned this lesson

DO NOT TALK POSITIVELY TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER ABOUT COWORKERS OR CLASSMATES OF THE OPPOSITE SEX Actual Advice Mallard

COME TO THE LIBRARY

IF YOU ALWAYS FORGET TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE MAKE THE LIBRARY YOUR FIRST STOP. WE HAVE CHARGING HUBS NOW. Actual Advice Mallard

Not even kidding!!!

DON'T TRY TO BUY PEOPLE WITH MONEY THEY ALWAYS FIGURE IT OUT, PLUS YOU'RE WORTH MORE THAN THAT Actual Advice Mallard