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COME TO THE LIBRARY

IF YOU ALWAYS FORGET TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE JUST COME TO THE LIBRARY. WE HAVE CHARGING HUBS NOW. Actual Advice Mallard

CHARGING HUBS

IF YOUR FORGOT TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE CRISS LIBRARY HAS CHARGING HUBS NOW Actual Advice Mallard

CHARGING HUB

FORGOT TO CHARGE YOUR PHONE? CRISS LIBRARY HAS CHARGING HUGS NOW. Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously don't

IF YOUR CHILD HAS A DREAM FOR ITS FEATURE YOU SHOULDN'T DISCOURAGE IT Actual Advice Mallard

Safe sex

UN PROTECTED  SEX  ISN'T ALL ITS QUACKED UP TO BE  Actual Advice Mallard

This applies no matter what level of schooling you are in.

PUT YOUR HOMEWORK AT THE TOP OF THE TURN IN PILE THE TEACHER WON'T BE AS TIRED OR ANGRY AS THEY WILL BE BY THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE. Actual Advice Mallard

Putting this on here to remind myself

DON'T CELEBRATE PAYING OFF YOUR CREDIT CARD BY BUYING SOMETHING WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD Actual Advice Mallard

Hue hue hue

WENN DU SCHON EINEN RATSCHLAG GIBST, DANN BENUTZE DAS RICHTIGE BILD Actual Advice Mallard

when going to cedar point or any amusement park

GO INTO THE RESTARAUNTS AT AMUSEMENT PARKS AND ASK FOR A CUP FOR WATER IT'S COLDER, BETTER TASTING,  ABSOLUTELY FREE Actual Advice Mallard

New imgur feature

SCROLL OVER LINKS IN COMMENTS TO GET A PREVIEW OF THE IMAGE/GIF! I DON'T CARE IF YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS DAYS AGO! ITS NEW TO ME! Actual Advice Mallard