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I did it and still glossy right now

IF YOU WANNA YOUR CAR CONSTANTLY GLOSSY NEVER USE CAR SHAMPOO,  JUST WASH WITH WATER Actual Advice Mallard

Zane 4 Trial yolo

IF SOMEONE READS THIS MAKE ZANE A TRIAL #ZANE4TRIAL2013 Actual Advice Mallard

ZANE 4 TRIAL FTW

IF YOU ARE THE OWNER OF THE SERVER  YOU SHOULD MAKE DEXTER AN TRIAL Actual Advice Mallard

This will save you from a wasted evening

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GTA ONLINE CLEAR THE CACH ON YOUR CONSOLE'S HARD DRIVE FIRST Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOUR AT COLLEGE, RENAME YOUR USB

IF YOUR AT COLLEGE, RENAME YOUR USB WITH YOUR SCHOOL EMAIL, SO IF YOU LOSE IT, YOU MAY HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING IT BACK Actual Advice Mallard

Healthcare Tip

IF YOUR STATE DID NOT EXPAND MEDICAID AND YOU ARE UNDER 100% POVERTY LEVEL OVERESTIMATE YOUR INCOME TO JUST ABOVE THE POVERTY LEVEL (THERE'S NO PENALTY FOR OVERESTIMATES) Actual Advice Mallard

For Jean Wearers

TO AVOID NUMB FINGERS DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON THROUGH THE HOLE, PULL THE HOLE AROUND THE BUTTON. Actual Advice Mallard

Healthcare Tip

IF YOUR STATE DID NOT EXPAND MEDICAID OVERESTIMATE YOUR INCOME TO 100% OF THE POVERTY LEVEL TO RECEIVE SUBSIDIES Actual Advice Mallard

daring duck

DARE SEE IF U CAN BURN MY ASS Actual Advice Mallard

This helped me a couple of times

IF YOU RUN OUT OF GAS IN THE FREEWAY CALL THE CHP THEY ARE OBLIGATED TO BRING YOU A GALLON OF GAS Actual Advice Mallard