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Breaking Duck

IF YOU DON'T WANT BREAKING BAD RUINED... STAY AWAY FROM THE BLOODY INTERNET TOMORROW!!!! Actual Advice Mallard

When A Girl Friend Zones You

WHEN A GIRL FRIEND ZONES YOU ITS BECAUSE SHE FINDS YOU SEXUAL UNATTRACTIVE  WORK OUT AND DON'T TREAT HER LIKE SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND UNLESS SHE IS. SHE'LL NOTICE YOU MORE IF YOU DON'T NOTICE HER AS MUCH. Actual Advice Mallard

I learned this when i was 16

KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR FUEL GAUGE  SO YOU DONT RUN OUT WHILE DRIVING Actual Advice Mallard

Procrastination Mallard

IF YOU'RE PROCRASTINATING AND CAN'T STAY ON-TASK DO SOMETHING ELSE PRODUCTIVE, LIKE CLEANING YOUR ROOM, INSTEAD Actual Advice Mallard

After a long night out

DRINK WATER AND EAT BEFORE GOING TO BED IF YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TO DO THESE THINGS YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO BE HUNGOVER ANYWAY Actual Advice Mallard

To all the wannabe poets out there...

FOOD FOR THOUGHT NO ONE GIVES A D**K ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ON FB. Actual Advice Mallard

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............ WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be friends with...

DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSE OF HUMOR. THEY WILL KILL YOURS. Actual Advice Mallard

lol ctfu

BITCHES BE LIKE FIRST DAY AT DA SCHOOL Actual Advice Mallard

haters goona qwake

HATERS GOONA QWAKE LOVERS GONNA QUACK Actual Advice Mallard