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Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to be respected as an equal don't use your race as a means of an excuse!

IF YOU WANT TO BE RESPECTED AS AN EQUAL, DON'T USE YOUR RACE AS A MEANS OF AN EXCUSE! Actual Advice Mallard
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Presentation Fact

WHEN GIVING A PRESENTATION BRING AN EXTRA USB IT'S GREAT AS A BACKUP, AND ALLOWS YOU TO GIVE IT TO SOMEONE TO KEEP. Actual Advice Mallard
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be a duck and like it XD

BE A... DUCK!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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i like duck pies XD

BE A ... DUCK!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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Ooooh Yeah!!

NOTHING WAKES YOU UP... LIKE 6 SEXY DUCKS. Actual Advice Mallard
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Intersection advice

WHEN THE LIGHTS AT AN INTERSECTION ARE OUT IT MAKES IT A FOUR WAY STOP, NOT A FREE GREEN LIGHT. Actual Advice Mallard
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its more than just sex

A CONDOM WON'T PROTECT YOUR HEART Actual Advice Mallard
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test before you leap

TEST BEFORE YOU LEAP Actual Advice Mallard
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As a truck driver

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE VEHICLE'S MIRRORS IN FRONT OF YOU. THEY CAN'T SEE YOU. BACK OFF Actual Advice Mallard
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shut up

IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE VEHICLES MIRRORS IN FRONT OF YOU. THEY CAN'T SEE YOU. BACK OFF Actual Advice Mallard
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