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TESTY TESY

TEST TEST Actual Advice Mallard

Just something I had to make for a freshman project

IF YOU ARE TAKING A TEST FOR MATH, DON'T RUSH GO OVER IT AS MANY MORE TIMES AS YOU CAN, ESPECIALLY IF IT ISN'T TIMED.  Actual Advice Mallard

Advice for bosses/managers

IF YOU WANT YOUR TEAM TO WORK EFFICIENTLY STOP ENGAGING THEM WITH CONVERSATIONS AND DISTRACT THEM Actual Advice Mallard

Retirement is easy

SAVE 25 TIMES WHAT YOU SPEND IN A YEAR THEN YOU CAN RETIRE Actual Advice Mallard

star duck

SAW ME ON DUCK DYNASTY? I AM A STAR! Actual Advice Mallard

I don't know if everyone else hates it, but it drives me absolutely insane

IF YOU GET OUT OF SOMEONE'S CAR AND PLAN ON RETURNING MOMENTARILY SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR Actual Advice Mallard

Advice Mallard gets his MA

ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD: GO TO THE POLITICAL SCIENCE MAJORS MEETING GET MORE INFO ON THE ACCELERATED MASTERS PROGRAM AND GET AHEAD OF THE GAME Actual Advice Mallard

I've never use lol

I'VE NEVER USED LOL WITH ANYONE EVER Actual Advice Mallard

Boys, think a second.

WANT 6 PACK ABS NEXT SUMMER? BETTER START NOW! Actual Advice Mallard

Tips on screwing

IF A SCREW IS AT SUCH AN ANGLE THAT YOU CAN'T TELL IF IT'S PHIILIPS OR FLATHEAD PRESS A FINGER AGAINST IT.  YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL BY THE INDENTATION IT LEAVES ON YOUR FINGERTIP. Actual Advice Mallard