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Sally the duck

BE THE DUCK SALLY Actual Advice Mallard
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DUCK, THE LOGIC

DUCK THE LOGIC Actual Advice Mallard
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No real damage done, but she sued me for $40,000 for "emotional damage." 'Murica.

IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA AND SEE A
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Omg det er trejde gang!

OMG! DET ER TREJDE GANG DU BRUGER DEN! SEJL I DEN EGEN SØ. MEME FIGHT VUNDET AF ALEXANDER! Actual Advice Mallard
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get more kief

KEEPING YOUR GRINDER IN THE FREEZER ACTUALLY FREEZES THE THC CRYSTALS MAKING IT EASIER FOR KIEF TO FALL THROUGH THE SIFTER Actual Advice Mallard
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Make me proud, people!

AFFECT = VERB EFFECT = NOUN HE WAS AFFECTED BY HER WORDS. HER WORDS HAD AN EFFECT ON HIM. Actual Advice Mallard
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the only quote I will remember

IT IS BETTER TO SAY SORRY THAN TO ASK FOR PERMISSION Actual Advice Mallard
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Whenever a woman says “Do whatever you want” Do not do whatever you want!

WHENEVER A WOMAN SAYS “DO WHATEVER YOU WANT” DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, DONT ENCOURAGE THAT PASSIVE AGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR Actual Advice Mallard
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How Sluts Dance

SLUTS DANCE LIKE A DUCK FISHING. BOTTOMS UP, BITCHES! Actual Advice Mallard
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Ripe Bananas

WHEN BUYING BANANAS DO NOT SELECT A CLUSTER, GET BANANAS AT VARYING RIPENESS Actual Advice Mallard
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