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Gunslinger Duck

I DO NOT KILL WITH MY GUN.  HE WHO KILLS WITH HIS GUN HAS FORGOTTEN THE FACE OF HIS FATHER. I KILL WITH MY HEART. Actual Advice Mallard

DEFAULT GALLERY II

GO TO DEFAULT GALLERY Actual Advice Mallard

You won't regret it!

IF YOU ARE A SHPE MEMBER... GO TO THE SHPE CONFERENCE Actual Advice Mallard

Safeway Management

TREAT YOUR EMPLOYEES WITH RESPECT THEY WILL BE HAPPIER, HEALTHIER, AND MORE PRODUCTIVE IN THE WORKPLACE  Actual Advice Mallard

Good Advice Mallard

IF SHE SAYS

Turns out you can make these yourself

DON'T GET ANNOYED WHEN YOUR KIDS TRY TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR TECH QUESTIONS Actual Advice Mallard

Fuck you for making me login with facebook

DON'T TAKE ANY RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM REDDIT ESPECIALLY FROM THIS DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

Advice impact

IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL  TAKE HER ON A DATE TO SEE SOMETHING THAT SHE HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand ducks

DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND DUCKS DUCKS UNDERSTAND DUCKS AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER Actual Advice Mallard

Can't stress this enough to my roommates

DON'T KNOCK AND THEN IMMEDIATELY COME INTO MY BEDROOM WAIT FOR A RESPONSE FIRST Actual Advice Mallard