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Scumbag School? NP

SCHOOL BLOCKS 9GAG? NP HIDEMYASS.COM Actual Advice Mallard

Quack Quack

THIS IS GATOR COUNTRY Actual Advice Mallard

HoN is FUN

PPL MISS YOU IN HON SO DON'T FORGET TO PLAY IT. Actual Advice Mallard

Siri actually is helpfull

IF YOU FIND A LOST IPHONE AND WANT TO BRING IT BACK BUT THERE'S A LOCK ON HOLD DOWN THE HOME BUTTON AND YOU CAN GET INFORMATION FROM SIRI Actual Advice Mallard

mONEY FPOR WEDDING

 OPEN ANOTHER ENVELOPE Actual Advice Mallard

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SABI KO NAMAN SA'YO EH?! SABIHIN MO KAY MANG POKLONG! Actual Advice Mallard

Because seriously! Not everyone has an iPhone!

IF YOU HAVE THE IOS7, I'D ADVICE NOT TO BRAG OR SCREEN CAP ABOUT IT. IT'LL MAKE THE PEOPLE WITH ANDROID PHONES OR NON-FANCY PHONES FEEL BETTER AND FAIRNESS. Actual Advice Mallard

Gta

IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE IN A RACE AS FRANKLIN, SHOOT AT YOUR OPPONENTS  THEY'LL GET SCARED OFF AND YOU GET TO RESTART THE RACE WITHOUT SPENDING MORE MONEY ON IT Actual Advice Mallard

Haha check it

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFIREND LOOK FOR ONE IN A TOWN, THEY DON'T HAVE AS MUCH

haha this is cool

VOTE ZACH FOR VICE PRESIDENT HE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE Actual Advice Mallard