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ROMEO & JULIET BRING YOUR READERS Actual Advice Mallard

When you are home

IF YOUR WIFE IS CLEANING THE HOUSE HELP HER  TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS Actual Advice Mallard

Common Sense!

SOME SAY A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT WHEN YOU READ, YOU'RE IN THE LEAD. Actual Advice Mallard

Duck at work

THAT'S RIGHT I'M BAD Actual Advice Mallard

HAHAHA 123

YOU REALLY SHOULD VOTE FOR ZACH ZOCKOLL Actual Advice Mallard

Speak from experience

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO ROOFING OR OUTDOOR HOUSE WORK, DO IT IN THE LATE SPRING, OR EARLY FALL Actual Advice Mallard

It's mutually beneficial people!!

IF THE ITEM IN AN AUCTION IS AT A REASONABLE PRICE WITH NO RESERVE DON'T RAISE THE BID UNTIL THE ABSOLUTE LAST MINUTE Actual Advice Mallard

ass advice

IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR ASS IS IT'S ABOUT HOW WELL THE JEANS YOU PUT THEM IN FIT Actual Advice Mallard

I am the lord duck.

FAGIT HAHA Actual Advice Mallard

Entered the club scene a few months ago - I don't understand how this is not common knowledge.

IF A GIRL IS BLATANTLY IGNORING YOUR ATTEMPTS TO DANCE WITH HER SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU Actual Advice Mallard