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Actual Advice Mallard

We love oral exams

WANNA GET ELECTED IN AN IMMATURE CLASS? FIND AND USE THE MOST UNSERIOUS STUFF Actual Advice Mallard
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It may start bugging other people

YOUR KITTY IS NOT THE MOST CUTE ONE IN THE WORLD STOP POSTING PHOTOS ALL THE TIME SAYING IT IS Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't like the crust on your pizza?

DON'T LIKE THE CRUST ON YOUR PIZZA? DIP IT IN KETCHUP! IT IT JUST LIKE AN EXTRA LARGE FRENCH FRY! Actual Advice Mallard
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Never get locked out of your car.

WANT TO STEP OUT OF YOUR CAR MOMENTARILY WITHOUT TAKING THE KEYS OUT? CRACK A WINDOW AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOCKING YOURSELF OUT OF YOUR CAR. Actual Advice Mallard
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A little less bitchy

IF YOU SUFFER FROM BAD CRAMPS DURING YOUR PERIOD TRY MAGNESIUM OXIDE. IT'LL HELP YOU POOP AND LESSEN THE PAIN. Actual Advice Mallard
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cleaning your ears

WHEN Q-TIPPING YOUR EARS SWALLOW OFTEN; YOU WONT COUGH Actual Advice Mallard
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First Impressions really do matter

IF YOU SAY A JOKE AND NO ONE LAUGHS DON'T CONTINUE TO CRACK JOKES, BECAUSE NO ONE WILL PAY ATTENTION Actual Advice Mallard
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so true

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WAY TO GO QUACK QUACK Actual Advice Mallard
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I became a duck

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING I BECAME A DUCK Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice Mallard Waffles

LONG LINE TO THE WAFFLESHOP? IT'S WORTH THE TIME Actual Advice Mallard
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