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We love oral exams

WANNA GET ELECTED IN AN IMMATURE CLASS? FIND AND USE THE MOST UNSERIOUS STUFF Actual Advice Mallard

It may start bugging other people

YOUR KITTY IS NOT THE MOST CUTE ONE IN THE WORLD STOP POSTING PHOTOS ALL THE TIME SAYING IT IS Actual Advice Mallard

Don't like the crust on your pizza?

DON'T LIKE THE CRUST ON YOUR PIZZA? DIP IT IN KETCHUP! IT IT JUST LIKE AN EXTRA LARGE FRENCH FRY! Actual Advice Mallard

Never get locked out of your car.

WANT TO STEP OUT OF YOUR CAR MOMENTARILY WITHOUT TAKING THE KEYS OUT? CRACK A WINDOW AND YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOCKING YOURSELF OUT OF YOUR CAR. Actual Advice Mallard

A little less bitchy

IF YOU SUFFER FROM BAD CRAMPS DURING YOUR PERIOD TRY MAGNESIUM OXIDE. IT'LL HELP YOU POOP AND LESSEN THE PAIN. Actual Advice Mallard

cleaning your ears

WHEN Q-TIPPING YOUR EARS SWALLOW OFTEN; YOU WONT COUGH Actual Advice Mallard

First Impressions really do matter

IF YOU SAY A JOKE AND NO ONE LAUGHS DON'T CONTINUE TO CRACK JOKES, BECAUSE NO ONE WILL PAY ATTENTION Actual Advice Mallard

so true

LEAGUE OF LEGENDS                         WAY TO GO QUACK QUACK Actual Advice Mallard

I became a duck

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING I BECAME A DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

Advice Mallard Waffles

LONG LINE TO THE WAFFLESHOP? IT'S WORTH THE TIME Actual Advice Mallard