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Actual Advice Mallard

WHY DOES THE DUCK HATE FISH?

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE DUCK SHIT? I SHOULD STOP EATING FISH P.S.BECOME A VEPETARIAN. OF FISH! Actual Advice Mallard
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best friends

IF YOU DON'T TALK ANYMORE, ONE OF YOU WASN'T THE OTHERS
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So much damage could be prevented

TO AVOID WALL AND DOOR DAMAGE FROM BOREDOM WALK AND PLAY WITH YOUR DOG EVERYDAY, AND USE A CRATE WHEN YOU'RE AWAY Actual Advice Mallard
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Kappa duck

KAPPA YOUR A DUK Actual Advice Mallard
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BEFORE SUBMITTING A POST ABOUT A BREAKING STORY SPEND 5 SECONDS CHECKING USERSUB/NEWEST FIRST Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be this ignorant

IF YOU BORROW SOMETHING FROM SOMEONE DONT MAKE THEM TRACK YOU DOWN AND BEG FOR IT BACK Actual Advice Mallard
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Loot Palace is the thing

NEED STEAM GAMES, BUT NO MONEY AND DON'T WANNA PIRATE? CHECK LOOT PALACE WEBSITE. GET POINTS BY DOING SIMPLE TASKS AND THEN CONVERTING INTO STEAM GIFT CARDS! Actual Advice Mallard
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When democrats take our guns

WHEN YOUR GUNS ARE TAKEN BY THE GOVERNMENT YOU'LL KNOW HOW I FEEL DURING HUNTING SEASON. Actual Advice Mallard
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advice for lady lovers

IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH A GIRL, JUST TELL HER IF SHE SAYS NO, YOU CAN JUST ASK ANOTHER GIRL. WE ALL LIKE FEELING DESIRED EITHER WAY. Actual Advice Mallard
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Duck

REHEAT LEFTOVER RICE BY SOAKING IT IN BOILING WATER Actual Advice Mallard
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