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Reddit logic

DON'T POST ABOUT NOT GILDING UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE ON /R/SPITEGOLD Actual Advice Mallard

Reddit gold

IF YOU TELL PEOPLE TO STOP GIVING REDDIT GOLD EVEN MORE REDDIT GOLD WILL BE BOUGHT Actual Advice Mallard

Just quit my job. Boss is begging me to come back.

THERE IS NO BETTER WAY TO SHOW YOUR WORTH THAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE EQUATION Actual Advice Mallard

save your breath i will not care

SAVE YOUR BREATH I WILL NOT CARE I THINK I MADE IT VERY CLEAR Actual Advice Mallard

"Dad, I want to learn video editing!"

ASK YOUR PARENTS TO BUY YOU A COMPUTER GOOD FOR VIDEO EDITING IT'S ALSO GOOD FOR GAMING Actual Advice Mallard

Hey wanna end it?

HEY, WANNA END A RELATIONSHIP? BE WAAAAY TO AFFECTOINATE. I KNOW Actual Advice Mallard

Ammazza oh

PARTECIPO AL PROGETTO PW DI CAIO HO SCELTO DI RUOLARMI L'ANATRA. Actual Advice Mallard

Happy birthday brother

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Quack Duck!

QUICK! DUCK! TOO LATE... Actual Advice Mallard

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