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i have many feels about drinking and driving

IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A SAFE RIDE HOME AFTER A NIGHT OF PARTYING, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO GO OUT. Actual Advice Mallard

Crazy Mallard

CRAZY IN THE HEAD CRAZY IN BED! Actual Advice Mallard

And grab some popcorn

POLARIZING, POLITICALLY CHARGED COMMENT SECTION? SORT BY 'CONTROVERSIAL' Actual Advice Mallard

duck confit

 CONFIT Actual Advice Mallard

You can tell - I'm not one for duck-arsing

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Dominion -$1 token mallard

HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING TRACK OF YOUR -$1 TOKEN? KEEP IT FACE DOWN AND FLIP IT OVER WHEN YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO TAKE IT. Actual Advice Mallard

right duck

WHITE PEOPLE  AND BLACKS SHOULD UNITE AFTER THIS HORRIBLE DAY. DON'T LISTEN TO THE FUCKING RED DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

TRUTH BE TOLD

THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALL DEAD AND BURIED. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. BY CONSTANTLY GETTING AGITATED OVER YOU'RE INCIDENT MAKING YOURSELF RELIVE THE INTIAL TRUAMA OVER AND OVER. GET SOME SLEEP. Actual Advice Mallard

The only real advice in /r/ptsd

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE PTSD... CALL A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL Actual Advice Mallard

learn from my mistakes

WHEN MAKING A HOME INSURANCE CLAIM ON ROOF DAMAGE GET AT LEAST TWO QUOTES FROM LOCAL CONTRACTORS BEFORE YOU CALL YOUR CLAIMS ADJUSTER Actual Advice Mallard