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This is for all the sons out there

TODAY IS MOTHER'S DAY IN THE USA DO NOT FORGET TO CALL YOUR MOM Actual Advice Mallard

Crusader Kings

YOU DIDN'T GIVE US TEA? KILL THE BASTARD. HE MUST BE A DUCK. Actual Advice Mallard

To the lady that flipped me off while almost crashing into me

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN TURN RIGHT ON RED DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN ALWAYS TURN RIGHT ON RED Actual Advice Mallard

MOTHER DAY

MOTHER'S DAY IS MAY 10 Actual Advice Mallard

Duck Hunt

NIGGA IM IN COG NIGRO FROM THAT DUCK HUNT HERO Actual Advice Mallard

SOU EU, AMORRR!!!

TE AMO SOU TEU PATO Actual Advice Mallard

sitting in water

SOMETIMES U JUST NEED TO GET WET LOL Actual Advice Mallard

When your ex wants you back but refuses to change

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR FUCK-UPS POINTED OUT, YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP FUCKING UP Actual Advice Mallard

Sorting out VDI

 PLUG HEADSET IN THE BACK OF THE TC Actual Advice Mallard

With the weather getting nicer this has to be addressed.

WEAR REFLECTIVE CLOTHING  WHILE RUNNING IN THE DARK  Actual Advice Mallard