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Actual Advice Mallard

My computer is much faster, and pages load almost instantly with fibreoptic!

USE ADBLOCK YOUR PC WILL BE A LOT FASTER, USE LESS BANDWIDTH, AND STOP DATAMINING. Actual Advice Mallard
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yooo nigga tits

LOOK OUT DUCK.. THERES A BEAVER WAITING DOWN BELOW TO FUCK YOU UP.. Actual Advice Mallard
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DIGITAL MARKETING
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cATCH ENOUGH

IF YOU INSIST ON DOING ANAL SEX DON'T BE SURPRISED OR DISGUSTED WHEN YOU SEE SH*T ON YOUR PENIS Actual Advice Mallard
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cATCHY ENOUGH

IF YOU INSIST ON TRYING ANAL DON'T BE SURPRISED OR DISGUSTED WHEN YOU SEE SH*T ON YOU PENIS Actual Advice Mallard
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duck is halal

DUCK IS HALAL IM A MALLARD, IM NOT Actual Advice Mallard
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Ducks can be deceiving...

IF LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK THEN IT'S A... FISH Actual Advice Mallard
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ALSO REALIZE THAT HEALTHY FOOD CAN BE TASTY TOO. YOU DON'T NEED GOBS OF FAT AND SUGAR TO MAKE THINGS TASTY. Actual Advice Mallard
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just sayin

WHEN A PROVEN PROFESSIONAL GIVES CLEARLY SOUND ADVICE FOLLOW IT Actual Advice Mallard
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Great advice for anyone who uses a phone at work

IF YOU REALIZE YOU LEFT THE PHONE OFF THE HOOK AFTER LEAVING A MESSAGE, DON'T PANIC AND HANG UP -- HIT #, IT WILL USUALLY GIVE YOU AN OPTION TO RE-RECORD. Actual Advice Mallard
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