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Das meme

MAYBE WE SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR OUR MOTHER Actual Advice Mallard

Might be a duck

IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK.....  Actual Advice Mallard

Heidi knows all

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION AT ALL ASK HEIDI, SHE LITERALLY KNOWS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING Actual Advice Mallard

Shoegaze earlplugs

WEAR EARPLUGS TO GIGS PERMANENT EAR RINGING RUINS SHOEGAZE FOR LIFE Actual Advice Mallard

Earplugs & SHOEGAZE

WEAR EARPLUGS TO GIGS PERMANENT EAR RINING RUINS SHOEGAZE FOR LIFE Actual Advice Mallard

Career advice

CHOOSE A CAREER PATH BEFORE YOU CHOOSE A COURSE Actual Advice Mallard

mini hans

ALS DE RECLAME VAN MINI-HANS LANGSKOMT GA DAN DICHTBIJ DE TV ZITTEN Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks don't give a f**k

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS A BLACK & WHITE THING Actual Advice Mallard

mighty duck

QUACK ATTACK Actual Advice Mallard

A.k.a my girlfriend since 6 months

ONCE THEY HIT THE GYM EVEN FAT PEOPLE CAN TURN SMOKING HOT Actual Advice Mallard