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What Every Actual Advice Mallard is Like

TO BE REALLY SUCCESFUL AT SEEMING AUTHENTIC ON THE INTERNET JUST HIDE BEHIND A PICTURE OF A DUCK WHILE BLATHERING ON ABOUT SOME INANE BULLSHIT IN A WEIRDLY SERIOUS WAY. Actual Advice Mallard

funny duck

PUT IT ON MY BILL PLEASE Actual Advice Mallard

Can't do it..

WHEN WE SAY YOU CAN'T BUY A NEW CAMARO... YOU CAN'T. Actual Advice Mallard

VISITING RELATIVES

TREASURE VISITING YOUR RELATIVES NOW  BEFORE YOU NO LONGER CAN NEXT TIME  Actual Advice Mallard

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IF AN ABLE-BODIED PERSON ISN'T CLOSE ENOUGH TO YOU TO GIVE THEM A HIGH FIVE DONT HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR THEM Actual Advice Mallard

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DON'T MIND ME, BRO I'M JUST A DUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

Catchy title

DON'T MIND ME, BRO I'M JUST A DUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

Catchy title

DON'T MIND ME, BRO I'M JUST A DUCK  Actual Advice Mallard

Αnd vice versa, ladies. Advice from a satisfied woman.

A TRUE MAN SHOULD BE WILLING TO PLEASURE HIS WIFE ALL DAYS OF THE MONTH.  Actual Advice Mallard

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