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IS THIS A MIRROR

WHAT IS THIS A MIRROR NO ITS CALLED WATER Actual Advice Mallard

Shitty Dog Owners

IF YOU PUT YOUR DOG'S POOP IN A BAGGIE YOU STILL NEED TO THROW IT IN A GARBAGE CAN. Actual Advice Mallard

Mr o Grady

JASON JUST CHILL LIKE ME  DONT GET QUACKING ANGRY MIGIDA Actual Advice Mallard

I returned the interviewer's call as she was on her way out, she said she'd call me back tomorrow

IF YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO CALL SOMEONE BACK CALL THEM BACK Actual Advice Mallard

Freshmen College Students - Reminder

PASSIVE AGGRESSION DOESN'T SOLVE ROOMMATE ISSUES. TALK IT OUT LIKE THE ADULTS YOU ARE. Actual Advice Mallard

NSSE TEEST

IF YOU GET AN EMAIL FROM NSSE, YOU SHOULD BE SURE TO CLICK AND COMPLETE THE SURVEY. Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously ladies

IF YOU'RE NOT INTO HIM LET HIM KNOW. NO NEED TO IGNORE HIM. Actual Advice Mallard

Something I learned today

IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE DON'T ASK PEOPLE ABOUT THEIRS Actual Advice Mallard

Turn Signals

TURN SIGNALS ARE MEANT TO INDICATE YOU ARE PLANNING ON TURNING DOES NO GOOD TO ONLY USE AS YOU'RE TURNING Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks love wind turbines

       BUILD MORE           WIND TURBINES Actual Advice Mallard