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Actual Advice Mallard

actual advice mallard

IF YOUR SO EVER GIVES YOU A SHORT LIST OF THINGS TO REMEMBER, AND IF ANY OF THEM INVOLVE HER DIRECTLY DO THOSE FIRST. Actual Advice Mallard
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Like any normal person with manners

IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO PUT ANYTHING INTO YOUR MOUTH WHILE YAWNING PUT YOUR HANDS IN FRONT OF IT Actual Advice Mallard
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Just Saved $80 for ONE class because of this...

CAN'T AFFORD A CERTAIN TEXTBOOK FOR A CLASS? ASK THE PROFESSOR IF YOU CAN USE A PREVIOUS EDITION; THEY OFTEN HAVE MOST OF WHAT YOU NEED FOR THE CLASS. Actual Advice Mallard
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nobody cares

YEAH, THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNK THERE NOW. I DON'T REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO FLA SCENES ANYWAYS. JUST WHEN I WAS A DJ IN ATLANTA IT SEEMED LIKE EVERY ACT COMING OUT OF FLA WAS HARDCORE METAL (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL HARDCORE) OR REALLY MEDIOCRE HIP HOP. YEAH, THERE MIGHT BE SOME PUNK THERE NOW. I DON'T REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO FLA SCENES ANYWAYS. JUST WHEN I WAS A DJ IN ATLANTA IT SEEMED LIKE EVERY ACT COMING OUT OF FLA WAS HARDCORE METAL (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH REAL HARDCORE) OR REALLY MEDIOCRE HIP HOP. Actual Advice Mallard
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It's the beginning of the semester; this just saved me about $80. And that's for ONE class.

TEXTBOOK COSTS ARE RIDICULOUS. ASK YOUR PROFESSORS IF YOU CAN USE OLDER EDITIONS OF THE REQUIRED TEXT. THEY'RE OFTEN CHEAPER AND CONTAIN MOST OF WHAT'S NEEDED FOR THE CLASS. Actual Advice Mallard
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Inspirational quotes

SE A MINHA AVÓ TIVESSE RODAS... ERA UM CAMIÃO Actual Advice Mallard
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Value Meme

MAKE KILLING HUMANS ILLEGAL GLOBALLY IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES UNLESS GIVEN A PROPER TRIAL (LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AND SUCH) Actual Advice Mallard
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bored =)

IF YOU ARE REALLY BORED YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO JIMMY'S SHOW Actual Advice Mallard
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My photographer friend says this is becoming a real problem at weddings

IF YOU ATTEND AN EVENT WITH A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, THEY AREN'T PAYING THOUSANDS TO HAVE PICTURES OF PEOPLE TAKING SELFIES Actual Advice Mallard
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THE OREGON DUCKS WENT DOWN THE SEAHAWKS WILL FOLLOW

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