Actual Advice Mallard

I understand.

IF SOMEBODY COMES TO YOU FOR ADVICE ON A MISTAKE THEY MADE.  TELL THEM WHAT THEY CAN DO TO FIX IT. NOT WHAT THEY OBVIOUSLY COULD OF DONE TO PREVENT IT. Actual Advice Mallard

Give it a try guys

IF YOU WANT FREE EASY MONEY THEN GO TO LOOTPALACE Actual Advice Mallard

2014 meme

2014 IS COMING TO AN END....DOES ANYBODY GOT ANYTHING THEY WANNA TELL ME THAT THEY WANNA GET OFF THEIR CHEST? Actual Advice Mallard

You don't gain weight

YOU DON'T GAIN WEIGHT BETWEEN X-MAS AND NEW YEAR'S EVE YOU GAIN WEIGHT BETWEEN NEW YEAR'S EVE AND X-MAS Actual Advice Mallard

Duck You

DUCK YOU Actual Advice Mallard

How to be successful

WANT THE UTMOST RESPECT FROM YOUR PEERS? GROW A BEARD Actual Advice Mallard

I`m not

I`M NOT WAITING UNTIL NEW YEAR`S TO MAKE CHANGES TO CUT PEOPLE OFF MY CUTTING OFF SEASON HAS ALREADY BEGUN Actual Advice Mallard

The duck

SCREW AFLAC WHEN YOU GOT ME. Actual Advice Mallard

Misery loves company. Break the cycle.

WHEN SADNESS HITS, GO FOR A WALK, GO FOR A RUN, GET OUTSIDE. IT'S THE BEST MEDICINE, NOT YOUR COMPUTER. Actual Advice Mallard

yeah, really...

IF YOU CAN'T MEMORIZE SCHOOL SUBJECTS TRY TO STUDY NOT DO RANDOM THINGS INSTEAD Actual Advice Mallard