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This looks funny.

IF YOU'RE ORDERING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS OFF OF AMAZON USE AMAZONSMILE. IT DONATES PART OF THE PURCHASE TO A CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE. Actual Advice Mallard

This looks funny.

IF YOU'RE ORDERING OFF CHRISTMAS PRESENTS OFF OF AMAZON USE AMAZONSMILE. IT DONATES PART OF THE PURCHASE TO A CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE. Actual Advice Mallard

Uploading Art?

UPLOADING ART? DEVIANTART Actual Advice Mallard

nat's ballsack

NEVER TRY TO: PUT NAT'S BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH Actual Advice Mallard

Words of Wisdom from Emily, age 4

IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING PRETTY. IT'S ABOUT BEING FAITHFUL AND GENEROUS.  Actual Advice Mallard

Some advice for new job seekers

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THE JOB, APPLY FOR THE JOB MOST OF THE TIME RECRUITERS DON'T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR CV ALL THAT MUCH AND JUST PASS IT ON. Actual Advice Mallard

In Case of Dodge Balls!!!

 DUCK! Actual Advice Mallard

If your friends don't dance

YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND 'CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE, THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE Actual Advice Mallard

People should research these things first

AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS CALLED FOOTBALL BECAUSE IT WAS PLAYED ON FOOT AND KICKING USED TO BE A MORE IMPORTANT PART OF THE GAME. DO RESEARCH FIRST Actual Advice Mallard

HHC 94th BSB

AFTER CAREFUL CONSIDERATION 94TH BSB HAS DECIDED TO TRADE ANDREW MURCH FOR....                      A MALLARD!! Actual Advice Mallard