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Take a crap at work

TAKE A CRAP AT WORK YOUR GETTING PAID TO DO IT.  Actual Advice Mallard

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Shit doesn't disappear

BE YOUNG AND STUPID BUT NOT ONLINE IT WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU LATER IN LIFE Actual Advice Mallard

MAYWEATHER BE LIKE

OH SHIT!  THERE GO MANNY Actual Advice Mallard

MAYEATHER BE LIKE

 OH SHIT!  THERE GO MANNY! Actual Advice Mallard

For my American friends.

IF YOU DON'T WANT THE COPS TO EASILY SHOOT YOU MAKE IT HARDER FOR PEOPLE TO POSSESS GUNS. Actual Advice Mallard

Never be afraid

NEVER BE AFRAID TO ASK A QUESTION NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SEEMS OR UNLIKELY YOU THINK YOU ARE TO HEAR WHAT YOU WANT Actual Advice Mallard

Advice fo yo face

IMGUR, IF YOU WANT US TO USE THE TAG SYSTEM WELL, WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BOTH SEARCH BY TAGS, AND FILTER BY THEM Actual Advice Mallard

How to get more girls on 9gag!

YOU GUYS ARE TALKING SO MUCH ABOUT GETTING MORE GIRLS ON 9GAG THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP THE HATTING ON FEMENISTS, AND JUST IGNORE THEIR POSTS? Actual Advice Mallard

you make me mallard

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