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if the world needs me

IF IMMORTALITY IS REAL WHAT A LIFE WOULD IT BE Actual Advice Mallard

Too the that woke up with lots of mallards waiting for food...

IF YOU FEED TWO MALLARDS EXPECT MORE OF US TOMORROW Actual Advice Mallard

Men don't read minds

HAVE FEEDBACK? TALK ALOUD. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. Actual Advice Mallard

ARS advice

IF YOU FILL OUT THE ARS RIGHT NOW BEN WILL STOP HARASSING YOU TO FILL IT OUT Actual Advice Mallard

Halo aku Joppy..

 HAII AKU JOPY Actual Advice Mallard

Metal Gear

THE SAINTS NEVER DIE CAN'T WASH THIS BLOOD OF MY HANDS Actual Advice Mallard

Quick Duck

QUICK, DUCK GET IT? Actual Advice Mallard

Dryer Lint

EMPTY DRYER LINT BEFORE YOU START EACH LOAD DON'T ASSUME IT WAS DONE AFTER  Actual Advice Mallard

IN-SCHOOL SHABBATON

 GO ON THE SHABBATON Actual Advice Mallard

IN-SCHOOL SHABBATON

GO ON THE SHABBATON Actual Advice Mallard