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SINCE PEOPLE STILL GET ANNOYED TO F*CK WITH SELFSCANS [AT LEAST IN THE UK] BELOW IS A HALF ASSED SET OF TIPS Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU WOULD STOP HATING AND THINK FOR 2 SECONDS YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT MICHAEL BROWN WAS A PUNK THUG AND HE ASSAULTED THAT COP. PICK ANOTHER FIGHT! Actual Advice Mallard

Does this face look bothered?

DOES THIS FACE LOOK BOTHERED! I KNOW THE SECRET Actual Advice Mallard

Style swap lottery

TO WIN BAMBOO STYLESWAP VIA LOTTERY...  MAKE SURE YOU ENTERED THE LOTTERY.  Actual Advice Mallard

Get swap style cover

TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE OF WINNING INVITE TO BUY BAMBOO SWAPSTYLE ENSURE YOU ENTERED THE LOTTERY SYSTEN Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU'RE GOING TO COMMENT ON A POST BY NFL MEMES DON'T HAVE A PICTURE OF YOUR FAVORITE TEAM AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE. Actual Advice Mallard

Bro advice

IF YOU HAVE TO TRY TOO HARD SHE'S NOT INTERETED Actual Advice Mallard

Bro advice

IF YOU HAVE TO TRY TOO HARD SHES NOT INTERESTED Actual Advice Mallard

Texting regulations

IF SHE GIVES YOU HER NUMBER, TEXT HER BEFORE YOU LEAVE. THAT WAY, IF HER PHONE DOESN'T RING, YOU'LL KNOW IT'S A FAKE. Actual Advice Mallard

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TREAT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER  LIKE YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO WIN THEM OVER Actual Advice Mallard