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Dis 'Gon be gud!

WHEN YOU HAVE A PIECE OF APPLE LODGED BETWEEN YOUR TEETH-  THE PROPER STRATEGY DOESN'T INVOLVE POSTING A MEME ABOUT IT. Actual Advice Mallard

Good morning :B

I MOUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION BUT I'LL SHAVE IT FOR LATER Actual Advice Mallard

Erasing Sharpie

IF YOU USE SHARPIE ON A WHITEBOARD YOU CAN DRAW OVER IT WITH AN EXPO MARKER AND ERASE THEM TOGETHER Actual Advice Mallard

Ferguson, please wake up

IT ISN'T ABOUT RACE, UNLESS YOU MAKE IT ABOUT RACE IT IS ABOUT WHETHER YOU BELEIVE IN THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM, OR YOU BELIEVE IN MOB ANARCHY.   AND THAT IS REALLY IT. Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SOMETHING BACK UP, REGROUP AND TAKE A BREATHER. YOU'LL GET IT. Actual Advice Mallard

Smelled it

I SMELT THAT LOVELY  FART FROM UP THE STAIRS YOU FOUL CUNT! Actual Advice Mallard

Put the "U" in UCM Meme

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Auroria, Pots, and You

HAVING TOP TEIR BATTLE POTS & FOOD. WILL GET YOU A FUCKING CASTLE. Actual Advice Mallard

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HAVE THE MIND OF AN ADULT HAVE THE SPIRIT OF A CHILD Actual Advice Mallard

I don't need your ducking pity

NO, AUTOCORRECT I NEVER MEAN DUCKING Actual Advice Mallard