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If I have to explain this one more fucking time

WILD CAUGHT TILAPIA  DOESN'T EXIST Actual Advice Mallard

keep your pants on

DO NOT GO ON TO EACH OTHER LIKE DOGS KEEP YOUR UNDERWEAR ON FLUZYS  Actual Advice Mallard

You know I'm right

CONFUCIUS SAY: ASIAN GIRLS FIND YOUR YELLOW FEVER CREEPY, KIRBY PATERS Actual Advice Mallard

advice to follow if you're smart

DON'T TELL SHINDEE TO GO AWAY EVER. Actual Advice Mallard

I was chasing my dreams

LET IT GO LIKE WATER OFF A DUCKS BACK Actual Advice Mallard

Warm down after you play

BRASS PLAYERS: WARM DOWN AFTER YOU'RE FINISHED PLAYING IT HELPS YOUR MUSCLES RELAX SO THEY CAN RECOVER AND GET STRONGER Actual Advice Mallard

Is it ironic that we're using a meme to tell you not to use a meme?

DON'T OVERUSE INTERNET MEMES IN FACEBOOK PAGE POSTS FOCUS INSTEAD ON RELEVANT, ENGAGING CONTENT! Actual Advice Mallard

2 mugs

I'LL BE DAMNED! IT'S QILIAN AND SHAAN Actual Advice Mallard

USE MANNERS TAKE YOUR EARPHONES OUT WHILST TALKING TO PEOPLE. Actual Advice Mallard

Duck (XL)

WHEN YOU FEED US DONT EXPECT US TO QUACK Actual Advice Mallard