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Get your girlfriend flowers once in a while - wont regret it

IT IS NOT THE PRICE OF GIFT THAT IS APPRECIATED BUT A SIGN OF ATTENTION IS Actual Advice Mallard

All you need

 ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS CLOSE YOUR LINE FOREVER! Actual Advice Mallard

fuck it

SMITTY YOUR BOAT  HAS A QWACK IN IT Actual Advice Mallard

Betting Duck

IF I WERE A BETTING DUCK MALMO EVERY TIME Actual Advice Mallard

Bow problems?

GOD THANK YOU...  FOR CREATING DUCKS Actual Advice Mallard

Unless it is your Boss

NEVER  SMOKE WITH A COWORKER Actual Advice Mallard

Dock pond ducky

 VISIT DOCK'S POND AT THE OPEN HOUSE! 10/18/14, 12:30-3:00 PM Actual Advice Mallard

test 1

HOLD ON TO THE STUFF YOU DON'T NEED AT HOME YOU'LL NEED THEM SOON Actual Advice Mallard

Learned this one from my grandpa, it helped me alot.

WHILE MAKING AN ADVICE MALLARD SAY THE ADVICE IS FROM YOUR GRANDPA Actual Advice Mallard

What is Feminism?

FEMINISM MEANS WANTING EQUAL RIGHTS FOR MEN AND WOMEN IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN Actual Advice Mallard