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Pay attention to apologies

PAY ATTENTION TO THE TYPES OF THINGS PEOPLE APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR IF IT'S A STRANGE THING TO APOLOGIZE FOR, IT'S LIKELY SOMETHING THAT ANNOYS THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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This happens all the time at work and i have to listen to the message several times

WHEN LEAVING A VOICE MAIL WITH YOUR CALL BACK NUMBER SPEAK SLOWING WHEN PROVIDING YOUR NUMBER Actual Advice Mallard
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dick hunting

SOME IDIOT NAMED ERIC TWITCHELL THINKS DUCK HUNTING IS DICK HUNTING Actual Advice Mallard
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you know who you are!

BEFORE MAKING A BIG PURCHASE PAY THE MONEY YOU OWE TO SOMEONE Actual Advice Mallard
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Get some nice free stuff!

YOU SHOULD GO TO LOOTPALACE.COM THEY HAVE THOUSANDS OF GREAT OFFERS TO MAKE YOU EARN NICE REWARDS. IT'S TOTALY LEGIT AND FREE! Actual Advice Mallard
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I can not NOT compare!!

IF YOUR PRINCE CHARMING HAS TO HAVE A DEEP, WARM VOICE DON'T EVER LISTEN TO MR. PROBZ 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE SINGLE FOR LIFE. Actual Advice Mallard
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OmNomNom Ducky

YOU'RE INVITING ME TO DINNER TONIGHT? AND I CAN BRING TWO FRIENDS!? OMG GUYS YOU'RE SO SWEET. Actual Advice Mallard
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Bathroom Bird

WHEN YOU USE THE BATHROOM DON'T PEE IN THE SINK BRO Actual Advice Mallard
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Brought to you by a former English teacher.

DON'T RELY ON SPELLCHECK IT WON'T CATCH WORD MISUSE IF THE WORD IS SPELLED CORRECTLY Actual Advice Mallard
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This makes a HUGE difference in how long you keep jobs!

BE THE KIND OF EMPLOYEE YOU WOULD WANT TO HAVE WORKING FOR YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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