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Pay attention to apologies

PAY ATTENTION TO THE TYPES OF THINGS PEOPLE APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR IF IT'S A STRANGE THING TO APOLOGIZE FOR, IT'S LIKELY SOMETHING THAT ANNOYS THEM Actual Advice Mallard

This happens all the time at work and i have to listen to the message several times

WHEN LEAVING A VOICE MAIL WITH YOUR CALL BACK NUMBER SPEAK SLOWING WHEN PROVIDING YOUR NUMBER Actual Advice Mallard

dick hunting

SOME IDIOT NAMED ERIC TWITCHELL THINKS DUCK HUNTING IS DICK HUNTING  Actual Advice Mallard

you know who you are!

BEFORE MAKING A BIG PURCHASE PAY THE MONEY YOU OWE TO SOMEONE Actual Advice Mallard

Get some nice free stuff!

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I can not NOT compare!!

IF YOUR PRINCE CHARMING HAS TO HAVE A DEEP, WARM VOICE DON'T EVER LISTEN TO MR. PROBZ 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE SINGLE FOR LIFE.  Actual Advice Mallard

OmNomNom Ducky

YOU'RE INVITING ME TO DINNER TONIGHT?  AND I CAN BRING TWO FRIENDS!? OMG GUYS YOU'RE SO SWEET. Actual Advice Mallard

Bathroom Bird

WHEN YOU USE THE BATHROOM DON'T PEE IN THE SINK BRO Actual Advice Mallard

Brought to you by a former English teacher.

DON'T RELY ON SPELLCHECK IT WON'T CATCH WORD MISUSE IF THE WORD IS SPELLED CORRECTLY Actual Advice Mallard

This makes a HUGE difference in how long you keep jobs!

BE THE KIND OF EMPLOYEE YOU WOULD WANT TO HAVE WORKING FOR YOU Actual Advice Mallard