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Duck's advice.

BIOLOGY CLASS IS JUST PAST THE POND ON THE LEFT.   75 ACRE CAMPUS. DOCK OPEN HOUSE. 10.18.14 12:30-3PM Actual Advice Mallard

I am a Duck Boat!

I AM A DUCK BOAT! Actual Advice Mallard

Its a kind of technology natural selection

WAIT A FEW WEEKS BEFORE YOU PURCHASE A NEWLY RELEASED PHONE YOU'LL KNOW IF IT BENDS IN YOUR POCKET Actual Advice Mallard

i'm looking at you people that shat in bags waiting in line for new iPhone

WAIT A FEW WEEKS BEFORE YOU PURCHASE A NEWLY RELEASED PHONE YOU'LL GET MORE ACCURATE REVIEWS Actual Advice Mallard

How to live a life.

JUST DO THE  BEST YOU CAN, IT'S ALL ANYONE CAN ASK. Actual Advice Mallard

MORPHEUS LUKAS

ACTUAL ADVICE LUKAS: IGNORE HIROSHI FROM NOW ON HE'S AN ASSHOLE THAT SAYS

Exercise for your belly

IF YOU HOLD IN YOUR TUMMY EVERYTHING IS AN ABDOMENT EXERCISE Actual Advice Mallard

When writing papers

WRITE PAPERS IN SINGLE SPACE. CHANGE IT TO DOUBLE SPACE ONLY AFTER EACH PARAGRAPH IT WILL MAKE IT GO BY QUICKER IF YOU'RE NOT MONITORING IT BY LENGTH Actual Advice Mallard

College students

DATE YOUR PAPER THE DAY THAT IT'S DUE Actual Advice Mallard

Tad, Kebelakang bentar tad!

INI UDAH BUKAN DI  MUALLIMIN JANGAN PANGGIL DOSENMU TAD, STAD, USTAD APALAGI Actual Advice Mallard