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NEVER HIDE SECRETS FROM YOUR LOVED ONES IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD Actual Advice Mallard

Yes and no

IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO FART,    WAIT UNTIL YOU LEAVE FIRST  Actual Advice Mallard

Listen to Real Music

IF YOU LISTEN TO REAL HIP-HOP IT WILL FOREVER CHANGE HOW YOU SEE MUSIC Actual Advice Mallard

IGNORE IT

IF LUKAS IS SENDING YOU FUNNY MEMES YOU SHOULD IGNORE THEM Actual Advice Mallard

After breaking up with a girl and getting back together with her twice, I had to remind myself of this.

DON'T STAY WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT THEM DO WHAT IS BEST FOR YOU Actual Advice Mallard

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ПОТРІБНА ВІДПОВІДЬ?  СПЕРШУ СПИТАЙ В СЕБЕ! Actual Advice Mallard

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DUCK DUCK VENTIT-DUCK VENTITO Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND MORE THAN $2000 DOLLARS ON A PC YOU BETTER KNOW HOW TO KICKASS .TO Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOUR GOING TO SPEND MORE THAN $2000 ON A PC BETTER KNOW HOW TO KICKASS .TO Actual Advice Mallard