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nothing is free !

NEVER BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE FREE STUFF AND DOWNLOADS ON THE INTENET ACTUALLY YOU ARE  PAYING BY SEEING ADS Actual Advice Mallard

tengo que

TENGO QUE NADAR  Actual Advice Mallard

SMOKE THE WEED

SMOKE THE WEED EVERDAY DONT SMOKE THE SEED NO WAY  Actual Advice Mallard

Read my emotions

THEN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO LOOK AT THIS DUCK AND SEE HOW I FUCKING FEEL. Actual Advice Mallard

Gas Tank Troubles?

IF YOU ARE HAVING A HARD TIME REMEMBERING WHAT SIDE THE GAS TANK IS ON WHEN YOU FILL UP THERE IS AN ARROW ON YOUR GAS GAUGE THAT POINTS TO THE SIDE THE TANK IS ON Actual Advice Mallard

Dont be a sitting duck

DON'T BE A SITTING DUCK BE PREPARED FOR THE WORSE TO HAPPEN Actual Advice Mallard

Just ask

WHEN YOUR COMPLETELY STUCK CALL OTHERS FOR HELP Actual Advice Mallard

I have depression and anxiety and this neat little trick works!

SIT IN THE FIRST ROW OF THE CLASSROOM IT BECOMES VERY EASY TO SHUT OUT THE REST OF THE CLASS IN YOUR HEAD Actual Advice Mallard

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GIV BLOD DU REDDER OP TIL 3 LIV PR. GANG Actual Advice Mallard

This can apply to Batman & Robin, 98Godzilla or Sharknado

AN OPINION IS JUST AN OPINION AND IS NEITHER RIGHT NOR WRONG EVEN IF YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON TO HOLD THAT OPINION YOU AREN'T WRONG FOR HAVING IT Actual Advice Mallard