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Make sense!

THE ONLY PERSON YOU SHOULD CALL BEAUTIFUL/GORGEOUS/PRETTY/SEXY/HANDSOME IS THE PERSON YOU ARE COMMITTED TO NOT

duck poop

DUCKLINO PATOLINO Actual Advice Mallard

is this good enough?

YOU SHOULD JUMP OFF A CLIFF! Actual Advice Mallard

Gotcha

SOME DAYS ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS   Actual Advice Mallard

by: Nelson Mandela

IF SHE LIKES YOUR

Duck can't talk.

THIS DUCK CAN'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. BUT, I CAN. Actual Advice Mallard

Ducker life

I'M ALL ABOUT THAT DUCKER LIFE! LIKE SARAH F'N HEIMEL. Actual Advice Mallard

then think about it

IF YOU THINK ABOUT TAKING BACK YOUR EX MASTURBATE, THEN THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN Actual Advice Mallard

I never get it right...

IF YOU'RE PLAYING A GUESSING GAME MAKE SURE THE PLAYER CAN ACTUALLY GUESS WHAT IT IS Actual Advice Mallard

BROKEN BUILD

IF YOU BREAK THE BUILD YOU HAVE TO FIX IT Actual Advice Mallard