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If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive Hold onto her like grim death

If a decent-looking, sane girl finds you attractive Hold onto her like grim death Actual Advice Mallard
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If there is a product that you love and use often Send an email to the company saying so. It shows them you appreciate their product, and most companies will usually send you free stuff.

If there is a product that you love and use often Send an email to the company saying so. It shows them you appreciate their product, and most companies will usually send you free stuff. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to be respected as an equal don't use your sexuality as a means of empowerment

If you want to be respected as an equal don't use your sexuality as a means of empowerment Actual Advice Mallard
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If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie

If a dvd won't let you skip the previews press stop twice then play. Skips to the beginning of the movie Actual Advice Mallard
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Sell your textbooks on ebay, amazon, craigslist, or to other students not back to the bookstore or other resellers

Sell your textbooks on ebay, amazon, craigslist, or to other students not back to the bookstore or other resellers Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are single and moving into an apartment with a couple don't

If you are single and moving into an apartment with a couple don't Actual Advice Mallard
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Be very careful how you handle a Westboro Baptist Protest A significant portion of their funding comes from winning lawsuits

Be very careful how you handle a Westboro Baptist Protest A significant portion of their funding comes from winning lawsuits Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are giving a presentation get someone in your class to ask a question you have already rehearsed to make it seem as though you really know your stuff

if you are giving a presentation get someone in your class to ask a question you have already rehearsed to make it seem as though you really know your stuff Actual Advice Mallard
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if you get hit on by a waitress she wants the tip

if you get hit on by a waitress she wants the tip Actual Advice Mallard
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always tell the truth because when you have to tell that one really big lie, everybody will believe you

always tell the truth because when you have to tell that one really big lie, everybody will believe you Actual Advice Mallard
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