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THE LONELY DUCK

I HAVE NEVER! BEEN THIS LONELY ...BEFORE :( Actual Advice Mallard

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INSTEAD OF STEALING OTHER PEOPLES' HARD-EARNED CASH AND ITEMS, GET A JOB AND MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY Actual Advice Mallard

VCDS CODES

ALWAYS BACKUP YOUR LONG CODES Actual Advice Mallard

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in fan

TURN YOUR BLINKER ON BEFORE BRAKING NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND Actual Advice Mallard

Duck you

 DUCK YOU Actual Advice Mallard

ducks are the shit

ducks are the shit

MALLARD:

Duck on wierdness

IT'S OK TO BE WIERD JUST BE CONFIDENT ABOUT IT Actual Advice Mallard

Your dad's anger.

IF YOUR DAD IS SO ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING , DON'T TRY TO CALM HIM DOWN WITH YOUR SARCASTIC COMMENTS IT WILL ONLY MAKE HIM GO INSANE Actual Advice Mallard

RA quiet hours

BE RESPECTFUL DURING QUIET HOURS. SUNDAY-THURSDAY  8PM-8AM  FRIDAY-SATURDAY 11PM-8AM Actual Advice Mallard