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PATO TORCE DO ISO QUE É TORCER PARA O BRASIL Actual Advice Mallard

Strange Concepts

PEACE..HUH OH....WOW!!! Actual Advice Mallard

Tickle

WHEN YOU ARE TICKLING OYUR CHILDREN AND THEY SAY STOP.... STOP.  IT TEACHES THEM THE CONCEPT OF CONCENT. Actual Advice Mallard

Pato feio

DIA FRESCO NOITE FRIA Actual Advice Mallard

PERCAYA SAMA ANE!

KALO LU MAU DAPET PACAR AJAK DIA NGOBROL JANGAN CUMA MODAL SMS/CHAT Actual Advice Mallard

Kwak motherfucker

FUCKING LOG OUT YOUR GMAIL ACCOUNT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE WORK PLACE Actual Advice Mallard

Meh heheh

WAD UP S Actual Advice Mallard

Don't overthink it dudes!

JUST BECAUSE A GIRL HANGS OUT WITH YOU IT DOESN'T MEAN SHE IS INTO YOU! Actual Advice Mallard

trail mix hacks

MIX IN A BAG OF M&MS INTO YOUR BAG OF TRAIL MIX SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICK THROUGH IT TO GET THEM Actual Advice Mallard

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JOKES ARE ONLY FUNNY WHEN THEY DO NOT APPLY TO ME Actual Advice Mallard