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Too many people on my facebook seem to forget this.

WHITES ARE NOT THE ONLY RACIST GROUP Actual Advice Mallard

Flip Flop Bannanas

WANT TO WIN UTOPIA? HUUUUMAAAAN SAAAAAAAGE Actual Advice Mallard

Ladies beware

IF THE PERSON IS RACIST/SEXIST THEY ARE ALSO SEXIST/RACIST Actual Advice Mallard

Boycott it!

PRIMARK TURNS YOU UGLY Actual Advice Mallard

it speaks the truth

NEVER TRY TO UNDERSTAND GIRLS, GIRLS UNDERSTAND GIRLS... THATS WHY THEY HATE EACHOTHER. Actual Advice Mallard

times 'A' running

IF YOU'RE RUNNING LATE OR IN A HURRY, TAKE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER NO ONE WILL STOP SOMEONE WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. Actual Advice Mallard

german whip isaiah

SEE MAN DRIVING A GERMAN WHIP Actual Advice Mallard

the know it all duck

JOH BHI HOTA HAI ACCHEKE LIYE  HI HOTA HAI...BETA Actual Advice Mallard

Advice of the week

PEOPLE THAT SAY NEGATIVE THINGS AGAINST ANOTHER FOR THEIR OWN GAIN WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE NO LONGER USEFUL TO THEM Actual Advice Mallard

true advice, could save your stuff

DON'T EVER TELL ANYONE WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE AWAY FROM HOME Actual Advice Mallard