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Quack x 1000

WANTED: DUCKS THEY AREN'T IN A ROW AND I'M MISSING ONE Actual Advice Mallard

I love duckies!

 99%OF YOU WON'T SHARE THIS DUCK, BECAUSE YOU HATE PUPPIES, YOUR GRANDMOTHER, AND GOD Actual Advice Mallard

Save time and energy!

NO NEED TO SPEND TIME AND ENERGY RUNNING AFTER TENANTS! BIGBHK DOES IT ALL.. GET REST AND GET RENT. Actual Advice Mallard

Clearing Duck

NEED A PLACE AT UNI? CALL DMU  0116 257 7000 Actual Advice Mallard

RemoteSession Mallard

TO SET UP A REMOTE SESSION USE IEXPLORE 137.118.1.2 Actual Advice Mallard

Undesirable way of getting out of bed

HAVE TROUBLE GETTING OUT OF BED SET JUSTIN BIEBERS SONG AS ALARM, YOU WILL GET ADRENALIN PUMPIN' IN YOU LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO HIT THAT BITCH IN THE FACE Actual Advice Mallard

What If...

WHAT IF EMIGASFIST WAS A DUCK... HE WOULD HAVE CREATED SUPERDUCKGLITCHY4 WIKI. Actual Advice Mallard

Kindergarten Crazies!

EVERY LETTER, EVERY SOUND EVERYDAY! Actual Advice Mallard

KINDERGARTEN 1

EVERY LETTER, EVERY SOUND EVERY DAY Actual Advice Mallard

Better do it today

CHECK TODAY HOW YOU CAN TRACK AND REMOTE LOCK YOUR SMARTPHONE WHEN YOU LOST IT IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE! Actual Advice Mallard