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See here

SEE HERE, WHEN I SAID DARKIES SHOULD HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS I DIDN'T MEAN LIKE TOTALLY EQUAL. Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Test taking Cracker

 I TOOK ME A TEST ONCE, BUT THAT BUMP WENT AWAY... Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Incestal amigo

OH MY BOY JT I DON'T THINK I'VE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE.... BUT...YOU KNOW ME AND YOUR MOTHER ARE SIBLINGS RIGHT? Almost Politically Correct Redneck

WOW You Look Just like My Sister

SUE-ELLEN IT IS YOU  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Sponge splurge

SORRY BABE, I GOTTA RUN... NFL IS LETTING GUYS GO...AND I WAS ALL-COUNTY IN '88 Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Stl Card Fans

HOW DO YOU MAKE A CARDINALS FAN LAUGH ON MONDAY? TELL HIM A JOKE ON FRIDAY! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Happy Birthday Billy Bob

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Redneck Barter

GOTTA 86 FORD F150 LOOKNG TO TRADE STRAIGHT UP FOR AN '04 OR NEWER FOUR DOOR DIESEL Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I gots to get my hands on that

GOLLY... I GOTS TO GET MY HANDS ON THAT MARIA MARTUSCIELLO CHICK Almost Politically Correct Redneck

first step is a doozie

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE FELL TRU THE STAIRS? Almost Politically Correct Redneck