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I was gonna pay you back that money i owed you...... but then I was like naaahhhh! that's alot of lap dances!

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Happy Burthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WYATT ...CAUSE LIKE 'MERICA AND STUFF Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Happy Burrthday

UH...HAPPY BIRTHDAY WYATT ...CAUSE, YOU KNOW, 'MERICA  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

hayahay.. LAYDA!

LAYDA!  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

God gave you brains

GOD GAVE YOU BRAINS, SENSES AND TWO STRONG HANDS... GET OUT THERE AND WUP SOME ASS! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Peter caught speeding

THE MULLET MADE ME SPEED OFFICER  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Yes charmer

DOES WELL WITH THE LAAAAAAAAADIES YEA CHICKS BE DIGGIN ME... #CHARMER Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Do you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% on your car insurance?... Everyone knows that, but did you know that eating sticks can actually make you grow a mullet?

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Only a jungle rot would call himself Raider joe

SO MARKUS WENT AN GOT WEN DEM DER MOHAWKS CHOPS WTF EVER HAPPEN TO BIZZNASS IN FRONT PARTY IN FA BACK LOOK SMH Almost Politically Correct Redneck