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illiterate yank

GO FETCH THE ROPE WYATT SEEMS WE GOT OURSELVES A READER Almost Politically Correct Redneck

When hitting on bae

AND THEN ANGIE WAS LIKE BACK OFF! HE'S MINE! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Have you seen my friend Billy?

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Cardinal Carnie!

CATTLE CONGRESS IS COMING!  CARDINAL FANS GALORE WORKING THE MIDWAY!  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Mac Haters be like

SO Y'ALL GOT A MACINTOSH COMPUTER? YOU'RE IN THE WRONG TOWN PRETTYBOY. Almost Politically Correct Redneck

them daam cowboys

COWBOY LOSE AGAIN IMA SHOOT UP A PRE SCHOOL Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Is KathRon a redneck?

CHICKEN-FRIED PIGEON? KATHRON JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Pumping Irony

A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR ALL THOSE STUCK IN TRAFFIC ON  THEIR WAY TO THE GYM TO RIDE A STATIONARY BIKE. Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Sometimes I don't believe people

WHEN THEY TELL ME HOW CUTE I AM.. IT'S JUST CRAZY,MAN Almost Politically Correct Redneck

cookie laugh

        (LAUGHS IN COOKIE)  Almost Politically Correct Redneck