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pay for play

IF KENTUCKY DIDN'T PAY THEIR PLAYERS I'M THE BEST THEY COULD GET! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

clean mailbox

MY MAILBOX IS CLEAN ENOUGH.  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

CAVING 1

YEAH I GO CAVING...                       SO WHAT,  FUCK YOU                   Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Here's your birthday present.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ! !   Almost Politically Correct Redneck

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Jobs are for sheepole.

WHO SAYS I HAVE TO HAVE A JOB .......SHEEP! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Stephens truth

THOSE ALIEN FELLERS? THEY GONNA WHOOP SOME ASS BOY! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Ramrod comeback in a redneck

DID YOU SAY RAMROD?   Almost Politically Correct Redneck

selfie stick

I DON'T NEED ONE OF THOSE STICKS, THE POLICE TAKE MY SELFIES... Almost Politically Correct Redneck

why rednecks only have 3 teeth

I TOLD THAT DENTIST THERE AIN'T NO WAY I GOT THE GINGIVITIS  I AIN'T EVEN A GINGER Almost Politically Correct Redneck