Aristocat

Não sou racista

RACISTA?! JAMAIS! ALGUNS DE MEUS MELHORES ESCRAVOS SÃO NEGROS. Aristocat

Jeeves AHHAHA

JEEVES, BRING ME SOME CRAP I WISH TO WORK ON IT TODAY Aristocat

Hide the good silver...

JEEVES, HIDE ALL THE GOOD SILVERWARE I HAD TO INVITE THE CHIEFS TO THE WARDROOM TODAY Aristocat

Evening Excersize

WAKE ME AT  2 AM TROSKE, I WISH TO RUN ABOUT THE HOUSE ALL BATSHIT CRAZY Aristocat

This Caturday

 WHOM OF MY FRIENDS ARE FREE THIS SATURDAY!? I THOURGHLY WISH TO ENGAGE IN THE SHENANIGANS! Aristocat

Error AristoCat

JEEVES I MADE AN ERROR! Aristocat

Word of the Day

WORD OF THE  DAY IS ERUCTATION Aristocat

this year

HEAR YE HEAR YE, ON THIS JULIAN DATE IN THE YEAR 2014 I SEARCHED NEAR AND FAR FOR FUCKS..NONE FOUND Aristocat

combat instructor

JENKINS, INCREASE THE WORKLOAD EXPOTENTIALLY I SEE THE INSTRUCTORS HAVE DECIDED TO SMILE Aristocat

poop cat

JENKINS, FETCH ME 8 PRIVATES THE SHITTERS ARE FULL Aristocat